Sunday, March 22, 2015

A New Sensible Bill of Rights!

We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to  help everyone get along, restore some semblance of  justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe,  promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our  great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more  time to ordain and establish some common sense  guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional. We hold these truths to be self evident:  that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of  Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of  NON-Rights.'
You do not  have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any  other form of wealth. More power to you if you can  legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing  anything.
You do not have  the right to never be offended. This country is based  on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not  just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel,  express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is  full of dummies, and probably always will  be.
You do not have the  right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver  in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect  the tool manufacturer to make you and all your  relatives independently wealthy.
You do not have the right to free food and  housing. Americans are the most charitable people to  be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we  are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation  after generation of professional couch potatoes who  achieve nothing more than the creation of another  generation of professional couch  potatoes.
You do not have the  right to free health care. That would be nice, but  from the looks of public housing, we're just not  interested in public health care.
You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest  of us want to see you get the blue juice.

You do not have the right to the  possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce  away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be  surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you  away in a place where you still won't have the right  to a big screen color TV or a life of  leisure.
You do not have  the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a  job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but  we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities  of education and vocational training laid before you  to make yourself useful.
You  do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are  unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws  created by those of you who were confused by the Bill  of Rights.
This is an English  speaking country. We don't care where you came from,   and 
You do not have the right to change our  country's history or heritage. This country was  founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you  are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any  faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of  persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our  heritage and history, sorry if you are uncomfortable with it.

A High School Speech - IMHO simple standard for American's!

A Speech Every American High School Principal Should Give. ( By Dennis Prager.)

To the students and faculty of our high school:

I am your new principal, and honored to be so.  There is no greater calling than to teach young people.

I would like to apprise you of some important changes coming to our school. I am making these changes because I am convinced that most of the  ideas that have dominated public education in America have worked against you, against your teachers and against our country.
First , this school will no longer honor race or ethnicity. I could not care less if your racial makeup is black, brown, red, yellow or white. I could not care less if your origins are African, Latin American, Asian or European, or if your ancestors arrived here on the Mayflower or on slave ships. The only identity I care about, the only one this school will recognize, is your individual identity -- your character, your scholarship, your humanity. And the only national identity this school will care about is American.

This is an American public school, and American public schools were created to make better Americans. If you wish to affirm an ethnic, racial or religious identity through school, you will have to go elsewhere. We will end all ethnicity, race and non-American nationality-based celebrations. They undermine the motto of America , one of its three central values -- E pluribus unum, "from many, one." And this school will be guided by America 's values. This includes all after-school clubs. I will not authorize clubs that divide students based on any identities. This includes race, language, religion, sexual orientation or whatever else may become in vogue in a society divided by political correctness.

Your clubs will be based on interests and passions, not blood, ethnic, racial or other physically defined ties. Those clubs just cultivate narcissism -- an unhealthy preoccupation with the self -- while the purpose of education is to get you to think beyond yourself. So we will have clubs that transport you to the wonders and glories of art, music, astronomy, languages you do not already speak, carpentry and more. If the only extracurricular activities you can imagine being interested in are those based on ethnic, racial or sexual identity, that means that little outside of yourself really interests you.

Second , I am uninterested in whether English is your native language. My only interest in terms of language is that you leave this school speaking and writing English as fluently as possible. The English language has united America 's citizens for over 200 years, and it will unite us at this school. It is one of the indispensable reasons this country of immigrants has always come to be one country. And if you leave this school without excellent English language skills, I would be remiss in my duty to ensure that you will be prepared to successfully compete in the American job market. We will learn other languages here -- it is deplorable that most Americans only speak English -- but if you want classes taught in your native language rather than in English, this is not your school.

Third , because I regard learning as a sacred endeavor , everything in this school will reflect learning's elevated status. This means, among other things, that you and your teachers will dress accordingly. Many people in our society dress more formally for Hollywood events than for church or school. These people have their priorities backward. Therefore, there will be a formal dress code at this school.

Fourth , no obscene language will be tolerated anywhere on this school's property -- whether in class, in the hallways or at athletic events. If you can't speak without using the f-word, you can't speak. By obscene language I mean the words banned by the Federal Communications Commission, plus epithets such as "Nigger," even when used by one black student to address another black, or "bitch," even when addressed by a girl to a girlfriend. It is my intent that by the time you leave this school, you will be among the few your age to instinctively distinguish between the elevated and the degraded, the holy and the obscene.
Fifth , we will end all self-esteem programs. In this school, self-esteem will be attained in only one way -- the way people attained it until decided otherwise a generation ago -- by earning it. One immediate consequence is that there will be one valedictorian, not eight.
Sixth , and last, I am reorienting the school toward academics and away from politics and propaganda. No more time will be devoted to scaring you about smoking and caffeine, or terrifying you about sexual harassment or global warming. No more semesters will be devoted to condom wearing and teaching you to regard sexual relations as only or primarily a health issue... There will be no more attempts to convince you that you are a victim because you are not white, or not male, or not heterosexual or not Christian. We will have failed if any one of you graduates this school and does not consider him or herself inordinately fortunate -- to be alive and to be an American.

Now, please stand and join me in the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag of our country. As many of you do not know the words, your teachers will hand them out to you.

Would you vote for a conservative that brought this philosophy to America?  We can only hope someone with this confidence and common sense can be nominated by the formerly conservative Republican Party.

Willie P

A Liberal Paradise!

“A liberal  paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns. And believe it  or not, such a place does, indeed, exist.   It's called prison."

Sheriff Joe  Arpaio
Maricopa County Arizona Sheriff's Office

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Can America Count On You?

Can I count on you?
I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise
$50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary Rodham Clinton.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until
we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the
Washington , D.C. Hall of Fame.
We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was not proper to place it beside the statue of
George Washington, who never told a lie,
or beside her husband
William J. Clinton, who never told the truth,
since Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus,
the greatest Democrat of them all.
He left not knowing where he was going,
and when he got there he did not know where he was.
He returned not knowing where he had been,
and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you for your generous contribution.
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far.

A great question by a liberal teacher - Not what she expected back!

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Conundrums of Socialism in the USA!

 Here are Five Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:

  1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized. 
   2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims. 
  3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.
  4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.
  5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.


Tuesday, March 10, 2015

What if Obama was President in 1941?

by Bill Neinast

Political cartoons frequently portray current events in a humorous or satirical manner.  Both are apparent in the single panel by Deryl Skelton that is currently making the rounds on the internet.

In a parody of President Roosevelt’s “"a date which will live in infamy" speech, the dialogue in Skelton’s cartoon is, “What if Obama were President in 1941?  We think it might’ve gone something like this..! 

“ Yesterday..December 7, 1941..was a pretty rough day.  

“Some bad dudes from another country..doesn’t matter which one..randomly attacked some folks in Hawaii who were on some boats.

“Now, before we get on our high horse about this, I have to remind you we’ve attacked people before.   It’s up to us to find out what we did to make them mad.

“In response, I plan on hosting a seminar to give job opportunities for Kamikaze Pilots, to give them other things to do.

“After all, it wasn’t an entire country that bombed us.  Just a few guys in planes.” 

That reads like it was ripped out of today’s headlines.  President Obama cannot call the terrorists wreaking havoc throughout the world Muslim, because there are 1.6 billion Muslims in the world. 

He says that we cannot offend that many people because of faith, particularly since we brought this on ourselves.  This is just some gangs like those found in our cities responding to the Christian Crusades a thousand years.

Those gangs are also agitated by our confinement of of some prisoners of a particular faith in that hell hole of Gitmo.  That prison has to go because it is such a recruitment tool for converts like those three young women who left London for Syria.

The current world situation could be described in another cartoon featuring Obama with this dialogue:
“We will take care of the terrorist problem by denigrating them to the junior varsity, by closing gGitmo, by putingt them in their place like we are doing in Yemen, and by encouraging Iran to join us in the fight in Iraq.

“What?  You are worried about Iran?  How can that be?

“That honorable, trustworthy regime is at the secret negotiating table with us as we speak.  Don’t worry about what’s on the table.

“Trust me.  Remember how I assured you that you could keep your doctor and insurance under Obamacare?  Well, I assure you now that we will come out of these negotiations with a guarantee that Iran will not acquire a nuclear weapon.

“What?  You say the UN inspectors have just reported that Iran is not cooperating with them under the existing agreement?

“Not to worry.  I will insure that the Ayatollahs promise to do better under this agreement.  Trust me!  Trust them!”

So here’s the perspective.

If you buy President Obama’s and Secretary of State Kerry’s explanations of the effects of the agreements they are negotiating with Iran, do not spend all your cash on the purchase.  Keep a few pennies to buy my interest in the Brooklyn Bridge.

My guarantee of the title to the bridge will be every bit as valuable as the administration’s guarantee of keeping nukes out of the hands of terrorists.  

Monday, March 9, 2015

The Democratic Party, aided by the establishment Republicans View of Equality

The Democratic Party - Victim Mentality

You know its time for a new will when . . . .

A New Will  
A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, 'Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV and my laptop.    Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.  Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "
       "Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?!? 
      "Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said...
     'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed.  We're going to work together on Hillary's election  campaign.'