Saturday, February 8, 2014

Ideas so Good that must be Mandated

The Most Successful President of My Lifetime! Unfortunately!

I got this from a fellow conservative, I have to take issue with this, Obama has not failed!  In fact I argue, correctly I might add, that Obama is perhaps the most successful president in my lifetime.   

He told us what he was going to do from the day he appeared on the political scene.  He said he was going to fundamentally change the United States of America!  This my friends is evidence that he has delivered on his promise!   Of course he was aided and abetted by the Integrity Free Media and the ever increasing number of people who live in this country who prefer to be victims rather than productive citizens.   And he has been enabled by a bunch of RINO's who refuse to do their elected duty and stop his illegal and unconstitunional actions.  

So sadly this is, Obama's Success Record, in his mind and those of the all the socialist and communist who have found themselves in power these days!

I'm just sayin!

Willie P

Immigration Reform that Makes Sense!

My own opinion is that we should just return California to Mexico and donate The Northeast Corridor from DC north through New York and Maine to the Canadians.

I'm just sayin!

Willie P

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

The Bright Side!

Who Makes the Best Patients, Five Surgeons Opinions!

The first surgeon, from Toronto , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Montreal, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!  Everything inside them is
color coded."
The third surgeon, from Saskatchewan, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best!   Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 

The fourth surgeon, from Vancouver chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Ottawa , shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.’

Confused Policies!

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Airport Screening Stats for December 2013

December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening 
Terrorists Discovered
Hemorrhoid Cases
Enlarged Prostates
Breast Implants
Natural Blondes

It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.

Published as a public service to allow you to know how well your government tax dollars are being spent and how much safer you are while flying!

Monday, February 3, 2014