News of the Day

And now for the News Of The Day in the shortest form ever presented, but oh so true!

          Hamas is attacking. 

Israel is defending.

Russia is invading.

The Middle East is smoldering.

Boko Haram is massacring.

ISIS is marching.

Iran and N Korea are threatening.

American cities are crumbling.

Our southern border is dissolving.

Our debt is skyrocketing.

Ebola is spreading.

Americans are hurting.

Our enemies are laughing.

Obama is fundraising.