We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made us realize that we want a divorce. We tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by ideology. That will not be difficult. The land mass will be divided based on idealogical philosophies based on voting in the 2012 election as show below:
The remainder of the states will retain the name United States of America.
The USA's policies will:
1. Have a flat tax not to exceed 10% of a persons' income. The rate can only be increased by a constitutional amendment.Income from investments will be exempt and there will be no inheritance Tax.
2. Adopt the existing Constitution of the United States of America but none of the court opinions or laws that have bastardized the rights of American's over the last 200 + years.
4. Have a closed border policy toward immigrants from the NASR for a minimum of 30 years. After that time the USA will accept refugees from the NASR but only 30 families per year will be accepted provided they speak our language (English) and swear allegiance to the USA.
4. Adopt business friendly economic policies specifically conscious capitalism and "trickle down" economics.
5. Support the use of all energy sources including the continued exploration for and production of fossil fuels.
7. Provide temporary assistance for those who need assistance to return to work.
8. Will retain our Judeo-Christian values
9. Have a private healthcare system based on a user pays system with insurance back-stop for catastrophic accidents and illnesses.
10. Since the NASR despises the USA's National Anthem and its flag, the USA will retain those.
11. The following individuals will be immediately exiled from the USA:
Al Gore, Michael More, Alex Baldwin, Joe Biden, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, George Clooney, Jesse Jackson, Rosanne Barr, Whoopi Goldberg, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Al Franken, Maxine Waters, Barney Frank, Barack Hussein Obama, Michelle Obama, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, John Boehner, Chris Mathews, Bill Mahr, Pierce Morgan, Valerie Jarrett, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Cater
There will be a 30 day exist period where the above individuals can leave willingly taking all their money with them. After 30 days if they have not left willingly their property and assets will be confiscated by the USA and they will be dropped in the one of the Cook County ghettos and left to fend for themselves.